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Halloween candy is like the gateway drug to holiday eating.

No, but how sweet is it that during Harry’s first week at Hogwarts Hagrid sent along a note with Hedwig to invite Harry to tea rather than asking him in person so Harry didn’t feel left out and actually got some mail

HAGRID IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED THIS REALLY BUGS ME

okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

Arguably one of my favorite lines of the ENTIRE SERIES.

Honestly I just can’t wait to send “on my way home” texts to my wife like what a concept

Husband*

Wife**

Orchestra: *plays* Crowd: *silent* Dog: *walks on stage* Crowd: *applauds*

This is what tumblr is really for. Thank you

If the straight girls in this scenario leave, gay men aren’t going to magically appear. The bar will just be empty, the bartenders will make less money, and if it keeps up like that for long enough, guess what bar won’t exist anymore? Yeah.

No offense hon but we’ve never needed the straights in order to keep our bars existing.

Gay people ain’t there because straight hoes maxed out capacity so thy can’t get in. No gay bar has suffered because straight people didn’t show up.

when fat pikachu finally returns i know he will single-handedly save our economy 

he is in my heart

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

seb’s the weird cousin

@justaweirdthoughtstuff

This is amazing oml

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

@snowyseba This explains everything!

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

Love this

Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.

UH THIS

ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS

Aldjaksnana

I’ve found it. I’ve found the perfect post.

it’s on my dash jdnckdmd

these dorks lmaoo

I love everyone omg they’re all so amazing???

YES

Chris looks so hot in that first gif set

Omg I found THE original post! Holy shit I’ve only ever seen screenshots of this!

This post pops up on my dash every few months and I will never not reblog it.

This is too good to not reblog

Everybody see this, this is the quality trash I came to Tumblr in the first place.

Marvel has a farm wher they harvest actors [confirmed]

This post gets better and better each time I see it

i admire women who are violent, bitter, cold, and furious. women who refuse to put up with anyone’s shit. women who live for vengeance. women who have endured the unendurable and were forever changed by it. three cheers for being a heartless bitch