it was the gunk

I can't talk there's a there's a bug coming over later

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan

does anyone else feel like we need to raise the standard for writing quality across all mediums like right now

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

i sit in my huge and fucked up stone throne, tapping my finger on one of the arms and staring with burning red intensity at my loyal goblin minions who are holding up a giant tablet with tinder open on it. i point left, and they swipe left i point right and they swipe right. this is the kind of power i wield, and you have caught my eye, bewitching maiden. so, what kind of books do you like to read? i'm a fan of arcane tomes, myself.

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself