give me candles pls

Uhh guys? Can we normalize having long legs and a tight pussy maybe,,,,,??

NO! my legs are short and my pussy is a cave known for its natural acoustics

I apologize for my lack of inclusvitiy... I'll off myself now

if i was billie eilish i would tweet who the fuck are the beatles and turn off my phone

remember when tumblr had blogs with like 100k followers who had one-word urls like ‘pizza’ and they all got banned for scamming their young impressionable followers into buying weight loss supplements

oh to be a mouse with a sardine tin for a bed

who give a shit

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

i was leaving the grocery store yesterday and there was a group of like 10 year old kids in boy scout uniforms crowded around the redbox machine chanting “fifty shade, fifty shades, fifty shades” in unison… felt like i was in another dimension for a hot second 

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

He did that