forest fire

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

i don't think it's like that at all.

who up dinking they oiter

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

what about the other cat?

fert

I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"

happy birthday to Egg Bacon and to the post that fucking destroyed my notifications and shot to over 100k notes in record time, i still don't know who Egg Bacon is

oh not again why is always you

hey baby let me come over i'll make your old crusty scroogeussy feel good

i don’t endorse him or anything but like. what else are you supposed to do if you’re named hannibal

like his name isn’t hommunity service or something

Of all the places I expected to see flatfish, that was not one of them.

First living surfboard

Flat. Fuck. Friday.

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

That enough Tumblr for today

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

Well this is awkward...

Woah mama it's my own specter

Yep, I'm a city slicker. Wake up one morning and your city's all slick? That was me.