amo, amare, amavi

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

just saw a commercial for a brand of pads that boasted "up to zero leaks." up to zero? so zero and any other amount? that means nothing. that is an un-statement

just saw another commercial that wasn't even selling anything it was just explaining why you should use the dishwasher you already own and how. what is happening

i love you apricots. i love you nectarines. i love you peaches. i love you plums. i love you stone fruit. i love you!!