The sjw's beat me up and stole my lunch money

Idk what the problem is. Plastic is literally forbidden in the world of the dangerous crow boy. It's not that hard to understand.

I need more news like this

actually, they made that episode – I have a copy of it in my basement, wanna see?

Would I?!

Rocky Mountain elk (Cervus canadensis nelsoni)

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

Same height party

what

omfg

imagine walking in and being taller than the standard height and everyone groans because they have to change into taller shoes

you lost me at “imagine being tall”

I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful

This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit

This dude absolutely LOST IN THE SAUCE on Respect Women Juice

I love are prime Minister he ain’t perfect but at least has a functional brain.

I’m the lady in pink trying so soo hard not to laugh (or maybe scream)

that stare is worthy of The Office

What a fucking moron lmao

snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children. 

He could have become everything a Slytherin should have been instead of the epitome of what everyone else thinks they are.

i never thought about the potions things but damn u right