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charl0ttan

we got the auteur cookie cake baker for my siblings birthday im afraid

charl0ttan

im laughing so hard i cant stand this its too much

charl0ttan

it wasnt supposed to say baby. why did they add that?

#can only speculate #but it probably happened because it was funny as hell

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parkchanwoohoo

Sobbing ofnfjfkfklg

#surprised how low these numbers are on this site tbh #but also I remember back in 2016 having to do a full physical and a urine sample because potential kidney problems #accidentally woke up early and peed even though the appointment was for 7:45 or something #and I didn't have it in me exactly to do more #so I paced around the room and jumped up and down and stretched and checked the medicine cabinet #and it wasn't a medicine cabinet they IMMEDIATELY opened up the other side to get the sample and I apologized for not having one yet #another time I had to use a different bathroom to procure a urine sample and in that bathroom they were storing the cups #so I joked 'here's one'#“one?”#'yeah the rest are on the cart'#also saying stuff like 'still full of vinegar though'

ammnontet

the haunted game

#okay that's really funny #show folks

neenarchive

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

neenarchive

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

#and they call this brand of olive oil #the village bicycle #it's a great olive oil and nobody cares about how clear it is #like you don't get extra virgin olive oil and drink it like it has some dietary restrictions on how hard they pressed them #just enjoy your food

theatsthetic

A comic about cavemen.

#i hope this isn't trying to shame anyone

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yeehawpim

I can be the ship and its sailors

liberalsarecool

The bubble is nigh.

synthient

X

open-sketchbook

i fucking love the matrix

#reads like a noire fic

lockssteps

awesome

#raichu are

Huh.

Professors in the pokemon games are all named after types of trees.

Ash is a type of tree. I guess that's foreshadowing?

I've only seen the show and played Pokémon Go, so it took me a while to get that.

#pokemon

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kosmogrl

glowingghosty

#shoutout to the company we get the edible photo paper for cakes from for *checks notes*#never actually sending the package and forcing me to contact them TWICE #like the whole thing took more than a month to resolve and we finally got them in yesterday #which we needed because we had an order for an 11×17 photo for today and we ran out of them last week #this is why we plan things out months in advance nobody else is doing their job

azspot

“It’s not like the job market was that much better before AI infested every single corner of the market, but it supercharged all of the worst aspects of everything. I’ve seen people supposedly smarter than I advocate for just giving in, conceding to AI coding as it’s the future. But doing so means tossing out my friends who make art or the people who work their asses off to properly test and review code or the writers pouring all of their energy into even mundane dialogue. It means throwing out my dignity as a software engineer, as someone that truly gives a shit about security and code.”

— Jobs and Software is Fucked

happylandfill23

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

butchdemiurge

in 2026 let’s start actually noticing and taking seriously the true scale and impact of jkrs transmisogyny and how she’s been funneling decades of royalties and ip owner cash directly into anti trans lobbying thats been making the uk hell while gradually worsening conditions elsewhere through impacting the zeitgeist

butchdemiurge

ryukiki

[ID: tumblr tags reading #she effectively venmo'd a known hate group 70000 usd equivalent on a whim #she personally bankrolled the political campaign to keep Scotland from gaining independence over their intention to legalize(?) trans people #she started HER OWN hate group last year which intends to "protect" women and girls from having their "autism exploited" by trans activists #she used to slip off Forbes' richest person list bc she gave so much money away #she hasn't slid position in YEARS because she has started entrenching herself in transphobic investment funds effectively #she's worth some shit like 1.2B now because of that #she has explicitly stated that engaging with - even on a fandom only level - her works makes her money that she then uses to do all of this #we cannot just let people remain ignorant to the damage she is intentionally doing #and we cannot let people forget that she got her bc she befriended an echo chamber of radfems who never criticized her in order to do this #do not let that shit slide. End ID.]

despazito

as a kid i constantly watched roadrunner and coyote cartoons and i’d play roadrunner and coyote with my dad which involved me running loops in my house bc the rooms made a circle while he tied a couch cushion over a beam to fall on me like an ACME anvil

despazito

happy fathers day

#we had so few tv channels but we got wrestling #so my dad was able to pick me up and do wrestling moves and we'd do that #we would also do scenes from movies like jack the giant slayer #and he taught me to choreograph fight moves and “do this is in slow motion” so nobody got hurt #brilliant parenting I never thought about how we did slow motion so nobody got hurt until just bow

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swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

#created a world here #I laughed #so I must reblog

fibromyalgicaf

Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...

I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.

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