Effie

2003 will be my year

that was the year i was born, so, it was a pretty terrible year for me

“Don’t be upset, eat the spaghet.”

“Dont be losa eat the pasta” 

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

Are you….. A reptile ?

what are you a cop? mind your business 

Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

I fucking forgot that I reblogged this and woke up to some weird shit lmao

i don’t want real compliments tbh i just wanna hear the most ominous stuff ppl could come up with

Ominous positivity hell yeah

Honestly just send me ominous stuff

Do it fellow gremlins

Do it ya cowards. (JK. Y’all are sweet)

plz

sheep

sheep

sheep

sheep

Shep

shleep

sneem

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

i-i was listening to poker face and,,, stumbled open this. you have no idea how much i’m crying rn

this scared my cat 

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

*I AM AMAZING*: a wattpad story with no words and no views 

no I need answers. is that just printed out?????? 

Bees don’t have lungs

you can’t just not have lungs

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

I love how you changed most of the text you just really wanted gayle there

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

may i ask why

no

We must build a turtle fence .

Im turtle offended 

shit like this will appear in art history books to contextualize the simplistic and sometimes exaggerated shapes ancient humans found engaging and identifiable as symbols despite being able to make more complicated imagery

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

reblog the cherry pie to be ok