Bek

Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

They're all striking

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

Abed watching a really bad movie on purpose to make fun of it and then getting hyperfixated on it was really cute this is true autism representation

what if we both dreamed about each other

I wish boobs weren't seen as inherently sexual organs bc having them is v funny. whenever you want you can smack those thangs and they go bwowowowowo