by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

Reblog to give yourself bigger tits

Not everything is a personal attack against you. Your friend may not be ignoring you on purpose but may be feeling drained. Someone isn’t always being short with you because they’re angry at you but may be trying to hold their own emotions together. Please don’t always assume malicious intent. Most of the time, people are just being people and trying to survive their own lives. It’s not necessarily about you.

Cvs dont charge tax on the plan b its 49.99 flat, soo that mean she bought some Tylenol cuz her jaws hurt too. 

Arizona tea.

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

So so so fucking real

the tiktok-ification of trauma and mental illness has set us back like 10 years. the language that surrounds these subjects is now completely misused cuz people just drop buzzwords into a sentence without knowing what they mean. “trauma bonding” is not something you do with your friends, bestie

"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

happy pride month

I wish there was a device for shaving balls oh well I will continue strolling on tumblr mobile