sweet

IS THERE AN EMPATH ON THE PLANE

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

sometimes i get home from an event with my family and i just have to sit in my car for a second & read that one sarah schulman quote on familial homophobia

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

my body is a machine that makes headaches

Only women have leg hair. That's why you always hear about women's leg hair. There are whole commercials and industries and think pieces centered around it. When's the last time you heard anything about men's leg hair? Never. Because it doesn't exist.

“staffing issues” damn that’s crazy. How did you say you treat your staff again btw

just wondering. For no reason at all

james and the giant pronoun

stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

Would U still love me if I was 10 evil serpents reigning over the land

10 evil serpents

reigning over the land

do it scared all you want but whatever you do, dont do it hungry