Emotional Wreck In A Black Hole

If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

Freaky ass white boy

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

what’s a henway?

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

Worst dog name, go.

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

I really wasn't prepared to see just how accurate the depiction of this cat was in that other post. :')

The legendaries for the next pokemon game look interesting

"you should've been at the club" YOU should've been at the club. in the catacombs. on april 2nd 1897.