*zorklo

Anyone who ever listened to the black eyed peas has been dead thousands of years. Feel old yet?

my....hhhhhhumps.....mmy hhhhhhhhhhhhumps.....

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

Being an early computer programmer must've been whack. You could invent an entire new kind of virus just going "I wonder..." You have to write out your programs on punch cards and if there's an error you have to correct it by hand and you can't even pull up a F4A Older Girl Comforts for your programming mistakes ASMR Roleplay video to help you feel less stupid

wuh oh guys! Set thrusters to bedtime because I just got a signal from planet Sleepy: they are going to kill us with lasers

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider