*zorklo

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

Something everyone needs to understand about policing in America is that toy guns all have Orange tips because too many cops were blowing away playing children in the 80's.

look, if i catch sight of a mutual's unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony's ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but it's in my contract

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker