NOT INVENCIBLLE

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

Encounter: the Magdeburg Unicorn

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

once again overreacted and panicked for the whole day and it ended up being alright. no I will not learn and it will happen again

Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.

Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy

king

King

“Pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read 😭😭😭😭😭

IT GOT BETTER

The RomCom Aunties!