It's dangerous to go alone! Take this 🗡️

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

do you guys remember actually socializing on social media instead of seeing ad after ad after ad

I JUST REALIZED I HAVE AN ENTIRE TUBE OF PRINGLES OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

something just happened to half of it

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

“we know it takes this amount of explosives to work, but what if we doubled it anyway?”

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

Official Post of Nebraska

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas