You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.

Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?

At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner

the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person

the author's barely disguised longing to not be a real person

the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy is presents a romance-style female-focused fantasy adventure, which is rare for blockbuster movies.

Ok but that's not actually true? It's not the only thing people have left, they just want to feel like that's the case so they can excuse their inaction

Also, the people who insisted all art is political were mostly folks on the left, not society in general. People explicitly said "you're wasting your time on pointless quibbles". And now this article is going "wow, can you believe we were forced to waste our time on pointless quibbles?"

The Puritans I get, but that's an odd way to diss on the Protestant work ethic.

If it comes to that, many if not most historians and social scientists agree that Max Weber’s concept of “Protestant work ethic” is mostly just self-serving nationalistic propaganda with little basis in fact. Hence why I put the phrase in quotes in the first place. But there is a certain cultural tendency in many of the places that went Protestant—it also exists in Ireland and parts of France—that created what Weber erroneously (or dishonestly) characterized as an actual ethical view. And it’s a factor in the politicization of pop culture.

It actually kinda pisses me off that every time there’s an adaptation of some classic work coming out, there are takes like “maybe we should not judge the adaptation compared to the original”… I think if the creator doesn’t want their work to be compared and judged on comparison, they can make literally any other type of piece. I’m not arguing for a word for word adaptation - I think those are impossible, first of all, and just not fun to strive for. But slapping a recognisable title, names and plots into your work, and then turning around and asking people not to compare your work to the original is simply absurd lol

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

I feel like people have this misconception that friends always agree with you. This is incorrect; A true friend will disagree with you, and even call you out on your bullshit, and still be your friend.

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

excuse me i never pissed on this post!

BRUH

Woah.

“And that’s why I have job security” Well played.

He’s also not exactly “only with the lights off”, appearance-wise. Homeboy’s got the proverbial finely chiseled features. “Why do I think the somewhat conventionally attractive guy is attractive?” Yeah they’re probably your conventions too.

He also has dimples.

he has had like ten “final movies” and everytime i get sad about it. and then he makes another one. fucking love this guy

Comic strip by Boulet. You can find him on instagram.