Be curious, not judgmental

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Its like how people who don't learn fire safety are brutally mauled and eaten alive by Smokey the Bear.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw

Hey. Things are going to get better.

You cannot prevent it.

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

Have A Good Day, Bitch

one of the biggest tragedies of early 2010s tumblr is that the devil (bbc sherlock) took root as the face of johnlock when the guy ritchie films were RIGHT there