we are the cosmos dreaming of itself

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

if you're sad just remember in how many different ways you can eat potatoes. you're welcome

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

goodbye straight people

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand