foliage whisperer

easily the funniest part of the wigan kebab video is that the guy who's walking in like he's just stepped into an alien planet is from liverpool and lives, at maximum, an hour's drive away

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

I feel like you could put an Anomalocaris in a touch tank and jt would genuinely be fine. Like tbey didn’thave any truly hard biting parts they jist had little graspers for grisping up soft-bodied prey and cramming it into their mouths. I could pet Anomalocaris and teach it to take treats out of my hand. And it would feel like a velvet worm but Big and Wet

i think the funniest thing rocky does in the phm book is straight-up refuse to believe grace for multiple hours when grace explains relativistic physics. and then finally accepts it in the face of evidence but stays really pissed off about it. i wish we could’ve seen that shit like “where is einstein now, question, rocky just want to talk”