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waiting for my nails to dry affords me the perfect opportunity to do the dishes and organize my sandpaper and steel wool collection and synthesize acetone

This was reported by an external lab, with a note that they'd reviewed it - not something I saw myself but absurd-looking on the report. Neutrophil and lymphocyte numbers individually were also unbelievable. Not even a reference range issue, just like genuinely bonkers numbers

As someone in the lab, yeah definitely standing around going bonkers because that's above any linearity we would be able to report anywhere that I have ever worked 😅 At best a manual count would have been done but once you reach 250+ you're pretty much like well fuck, this is some ALL type shit. And the monocytes were probably also way off because once lymphs start getting pumped out of the marrow too early and are more blasty than not they're not well differentiated by the flow measurement on most instruments. And from those photos (though it's a little hard to tell without oil at 100x look v blasty

hey quick question why did no one ever tell me how fucking insane M*A*S*H is?? their commanding officer is a horse girl. the secretary has psychic powers. this guy walks around a 1950s military outpost in drag and everyone’s just like hey nice dress. the protagonist who is supposed to be the best surgeon in the entire korean war spends every episode strutting around drunk in a hawaiian shirt making homoerotic wisecracks and asking the nurses to step on him like some sort of unhinged bisexual jimmy buffet. guys what the hell is going on in this army doctor show

The horrors of war and a rip roaring good time

when you finish givin’ Imhotep the nancy reagan treatment

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