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Venom: let there be carnage is one of those movies that could remind people tumblr still exists. “Who is the target audience for this movie?”, critics ask. Only then Serkis points down to the sewers and you can hear the distant cheers of the tumblr rats

God they don’t make em like this anymore

i love people who are continuously surprised that there aren’t men kissing in marvel

imagine how crazy it is to raise jedi kids. normal toddlers are a menace and they will always find a way to get into trouble . if a kid had levitation powers on top of that, just imagine the carnage. like these kids throwing a temper tantrum might cause windowsill to shatter and people to be thrown across the room.

There’s a record in the Temple of how far the terrible twos and threes throw people. Officially it’s to help document the children's growth to prevent unfortunate accidents. Unofficially, there is betting involved. Lots of betting.

jedi creche is like The Omen

"we were born alone & we die alone" you delivered yourself during birth? built all the roofs that have ever given you shelter? sown the wheat in your bread?? weaved the clothes on your back??? wrote all the books youve ever read and the music youve ever listened to????? who made the literal bed youre going to die in - you, all alone?

A post I've been thinking about but yall need to realize men are just people. Gender and biological essentialism is still bad even when you apply it to men. Men aren't inherently evil or bad. Men are taught toxic masculinity and to be misogynistic (just as white people are taught to be racist) but they aren't inherently this way. This isn't meant to absolve them either. Men need to take responsibility for unlearning the toxic messages they have been taught. But like, honestly men are just people. They aren't inherently bad people.

people who can just plop their sweet lil heads down on their pillow and quickly fall asleep don’t know how lucky they are… i gotta construct a whole ass cinematic universe in my head with dramatic plot twists and in-depth characters to help me fall asleep

Oh yes and mine lasts for weeks. When I do fall asleep it’s like a “To Be Continued” and then the next night it starts “Previously on”

what was discord thinking with the logo + name redesign it looks so grim 😭

I hate English

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Fuck you

this post almost moved me to tears

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

I’m kepchup lmao

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.