wheezy detectives

im convinced the new watcher food show is called the food files

Shane and Ryan are like Sherlock and Watson but instead of helping investigate Shane keeps proving Ryan wrong and therefore they don't solve any hauntings they just kinda chill

Literally all I want is for Watcher to put a camera in the recording room when Shane sings his songs for Puppet History and then for them to post them ok, that's all I want

there is a universe slightly to our left where ryan and shane are both theater majors instead of cinematography majors that’s crazy

but then they wouldn’t have met, I hear you say, because they wouldn’t have gone to work for the same multimedia production company, but I disagree. I think these guys would’ve found each other even if they were both marine biologists

I am a child of divorce (Ryan and Shane splitting up)

watching puppet history is so much fucking weird emotional whiplash. look at the earth it's wonderful and beautiful and there are things living there who love each other and help each other and hold each other and there are things in space who fly forever in darkness alone and sometimes get lucky enough to catch a brief glimpse of one of the single most marvelous things in the universe and even though its always devastating in the end the fact that it happened at all in the entropy of time is a miracle. then theres an immediate hard cut to a man in his 30s fighting a hand puppet

“we took an oath” can be roughly translated to “so you would shoot a fight with an evil hologram puppet for my show if i asked” 

glad we could establish that the puppets can sing but are stupid