See you space cowgirl

You know that ‘your sixth most recently used emoji predicts this or that’ type of meme? We should try that with music. okay, the sixth song in your ‘on repeat’ playlist predicts the next person you will be friends with or fall in love with. no cheating, let’s go

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

The funniest bit of information we got this episode is the fact that Occtis "Died a virgin, catastrophically fumbled Dr. Amry Talter" Tachonis somehow doesn't have the worst game in his family. That honour goes to his brother Ethrand, the mere idea of whom causes women to flee in the opposite direction.

king gus you gotta stop. your swagger too high. your care for the innocent too great. your hounds too cool. they’ll kill you.

Brennan Lee Mulligan voice: I’m gonna kill that dog!

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

A little upsety-spaghetti that whoever wrote the prompter for the announcements tonight wrote 'lgbtiq' twice and didn't include the 'a' in either of them. We just want to be included, folk.

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???