I’m So Normal About Them I Promise

Shen Qingqiu who gets drugged with a truth serum but instead of accidently telling everyone the truth about who he is he just goes on an hour long explanation on how he wants to watch Luo Binghe fuck Liu Qingge.

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

So in an AU where WuLian fucked but Wuming still got dispersed, there would most likely be a mural of that in the Cave of 10,000 Gods, right?

Friend, what if they are both wearing their masks so Fengqing are having a freak out about white no face porn (not knowing about Xie Lian’s little mental breakdown) meanwhile Xie Lian is like OMG THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WU MING IS ALIVEEEEE so he’s running for Hua Cheng, fengqing are also running and then they are surprised when Xie Lian doesn’t start calling him a traitor and instead starts calling him his babygirl

The mighty nein's romantic entanglements are soo funny when you try to put them down on paper. Like. Jester is in love with Fjord, who has feelings for her too but also he was seduced by and slept with an evil cult leader, who was also the ex of his father figure, whose accent and mannerisms Fjord was mimicking while sleeping with her. Also the evil ex flirted with Beau, who then got her killed and stole her clothes. Beau was growing feelings for Yasha but then Yasha turned evil and had a dead wife so Beau slept with Reani (who was also attracted to Caleb and Essek) and developed a crush on Jester and then Yasha came back and she reciprocated but also she too may have had a crush on Jester, and also she invited Veth into a threesome with her and Beau. Caleb also has feelings for Jester and they never really went away and he thinks Fjord is really hot and he's being hunted by his two evil exes from his old polycule (who he's maybe planning to murder so he can use their bodies to fake his parents' death but none of them ever got over each other) and his best friend (who was married before she died and came back wrong) is in love with him and his feelings for her are more complicated than can be described in words and she’s the most important person in his life and he isn't necessarily in love with her but he is jealous of her husband. He and Essek were honeypotting each other for information but then they really liked each other but then Essek was evil and Caleb projected on him like crazy and now they grow green beans together. Molly flirted with everyone and slept naked in his and Fjord's room, but also all three instances of him expressed attraction to Caleb specifically and who knows where that would've lead had he lived. Jester thought she was romantically unlovable and that she would be alone forever. They’ve all seen each other naked (to search each other for evil eyes). Caduceus is there, eating popcorn.