If you choose to care, then the universe cares

she rosencrantz on my guildenstern until the both of us are dead

Gosh I’d love to give it a try. It’s just so hard to find the time with all the *describes a daily schedule that is 65% dilly-dallying*

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

you have to listen to blues or you die

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

life hack. when you're feeling depressed you can listen to songs that make you feel even worse

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

saw a post so bad i whispered “i don’t like you” and set my phone down