Carpe Culum

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

You know, I’ve tried writing material where the number of bisexual and gay characters present matches up with real-world demographics, but even that’s apparently enough to get folks passive-aggressively going “wow, is anyone in this setting straight?”, so basically my answer from now on is “no, not a single person in this setting is straight”.

Let the gays take over

Just assume all of the characters in my stories are bisexual unless explicitly stated otherwise.

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

now im imagining what pride events in ankh morpork are like

there will EXCLUSIVELY be kink at the ankh morpork pride parade

The Assasins Guild have a float for queer youth dealing with unsupportive parents that has a banner that reads "Over their dead body? WE CAN HELP"

Nobby is voted Most Genderful for the ninth year in a row.

People keep trying to put Octarine into Pride flags, but since only wizards and cats can see it, it mostly leads to confusion; any wizard with one makes sure to incorporate it on general principles.

The average Ankh-Morporkian on the street has a Master’s-level understanding of queer theory, no two people agree as to the definition of any term or theoretical position. The acronym for the movement is too long to fit on the largest banner available and it keeps getting longer every year.

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

What are your thoughts on musk?

i hope he dies

no one did clowns like pratchett. sure "the fool jingled miserably across the floor" but that's just the tip of the iceberg....imagine alluding to a character's tragic backstory and deep repression of his true nature and heavily implying he might be a vampire before revealing the identity he's been battling against all book is actually just a literal circus clown

The fools guild is the only guild more feared than the assassins guild. Mr. Whiteface is possibly the only person in Ahnk-Morpork more terrifying than Samuel Vimes or Lord Vetinari. Sam Vimes will gut you with a dull knife if it's for the greater good. Lord Vetinari will have someone else gut you with a dull knife if it's for the greater good or you're annoying him. Mr. Whiteface will gut you with a dull knife in a lecture hall in front of 1000 student fools while calmly and dryly explaining WHY THEY SHOULD BE LAUGHING, and why you should be laughing, and then make a balloon animal out of your intestines, all without getting his white suit dirty.

[Image Description: a rain-soaked U.S.P.S shipping label, stuck on an outer wall or junction box, on which has been sharpied, "How many beautiful, kind people have I killed ["killed" in red] just buy paying my taxes". End I.D]