Just Here For A Laff

living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

you wouldn't get our bond

the photographer hero we didn’t know we needed

This is the funniest thing ever

This kills me every time because the description is always “Look how impassive their faces are” and like… are you somehow not seeing the fear in the eyes of the man with the fire

girl, if you don’t put your damn records on….

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

the next pope should have blue hair and a septum piercing

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

No

Definitely saving lives

“average autistic person is a leech on society” factoid is actually just statistical error. average autistic person is not a leech on society. hoarder elon, who has billions of dollars & won’t pay taxes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted