REX'S DESTRUCTION-OF-HUMANITY SCHEME

we bird.. we bird

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

@cr-s01

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

there r literally billions of reels u could have seen b4 u die but instead u wasted ur life being with those u love.

Deathbed Mario: im-a so tired.

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

Real lgbt has never been tried

Wyd later

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

the dragon. interior like big eggs, exterior like diamond scales blood-red, I can burn and fly you, this can be your village dead cheat on your wizard homie AHHH i tried to sneak through the hoard man can't make it, can't make it, this shit's stuck OUTTA MY WAY SON, HOARD STUCK, HOARD STUCK PLEASE, I BEG YOU, WE'RE DEAD YOU'RE A GENUINE DICK SUCKER