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#fuck odysseus #all my homies hate odysseus #can i pin this to my profile #oh i sure as shit can!!!!!

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quasi-normalcy

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:

#need to take this to heart at work

pomidaea

Expression swap

#ghost band #hehehe #i love them

etiennelux

reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

t-valentines

reading a positive review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

jabberwockypie

Reading a negative review of something you hate by someone who very clearly didn't understand it at all and hates it for the wrong reasons

only-cat-memes

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tgirlmaomao

little miss teapot would like to emit a sustained high-pitched noise to express her disapproval at being called that

iphigeniacomplex

if everything is going to gradually become outrage marketing can we at least have some fun with it and do the movie remakes with all-women casts again

iphigeniacomplex

this summer delainey hayles and bailey bass play the narrator and tyler durden

#i would pay so much to watch this #so so so so much

cryptotheism

ct my friend im moving soon whats the scariest painting i can put in the bathroom

Francis Bacon portrait of Innocent X

cryptotheism

Category 1 Papal Toilet Event

ariaste

yknow, when i started dabbling in gardening, I was like "what is the point of hostas? they are Boring. they are just Leaves. Who cares"

but now???? friend hosta. beloved friend hosta who can always be relied upon. they do not give a single fuck about how you treat them. I just propagated one of my hostas by walking up to it, ripping off a stalk close to the ground, shoving it in some potting soil, and dumping water on it every other day or so. that was two weeks ago. It's sprouting its first and second new leaf because it does not give a fuck.

Sun? Shade? the hosta does not give a fuck. Soil type? Does not care. Hardiness zone? fuckin MOST of them. Water needs? It won't flop over dramatically if it goes without for a while. And they come in all sorts of goddamn sizes and different colors and leaf shapes and some are stripy and some have frilly-edged leaves. You just stick them in the ground and forget about them and come back two weeks later to find them straight up vibing.

AND THEY'RE EDIBLE?????

anyway i have six different hosta varietals now

suspiciouspopsicle

made me curious enough to go look up pictures.

ariaste

The blue-and-red ones on the top row and the pink one on the bottom row are either AI or Photoshopped. The others (including the cool white one) are legit though.

There are some hostas that have a bluish cast to them. I have the "Neptune" varietal, but it's still a distinctly GREEN shade, as in this photo. The Neptune hosta is the one on the left -- i chose this photo to illustrate how bluish the variety looks in comparison to more green-green plants (source):

You CAN get hostas with a reddish cast, like this one, "Bloodline" (source) (which i now need, that looks cool as hell):

The white hosta pictured above (the varietal is called "White Feather") is the craziest color i've seen -- everything else has been shades of green (ranging from a deep cool green (like on "Neptune") to a bright almost neon chartreuse green ("Curly Fries" or "Holar Sunset Python")...

or green striped with white ("Fire and Ice") or green striped with yellow ("Island Breeze")

If you're going to buy plants, do not get them from Amazon -- sellers photoshop the images A LOT and those bright fantasy colors are not real. Buy from reputable, reliable vendors online OR check out your local plant nurseries so you can see what you're buying in person.

#my favorite hostas are 'strip tease' and 'savannah supreme'

delicate-viscera

gonna start a new kind of content called yaybaiting which is where instead of posting things meant to enrage they bait you into saying yayyy

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butchyena

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

#three blocks from my house lmao

hideki-koga

タゲリ（Northern lapwing）

meganwhalenturner

Hmmm. Clearly an Egyptian god in bird form, just not sure which one.

achillesinhighheels

madhushaala

A very common misconception within the south asian community. So glad she addressed that. (x)

edwinas

Her name is Gazal Dhaliwal and she’s a screenwriter. She talk about her life here and here.

She’s the writer for Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Aisa Laga, an upcoming Indian coming-of-age romantic comedy-drama with a lesbian couple. She was also the dialogue writer for Lipstick Under My Burkha, which depicts the secret world, including the sex lives, of four small-town Indian women. She contributed to the screenplay for Wazir and Qarib Qarib Single.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.

Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#what the fuck#this one was actually really very short why is it still like that what

The shorter it is, the more concentrated the what the fuck can be.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I can help you with your math homework because the fantasy world's magic system was based on calculus and I was a gifted mage, stop nitpicking.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#this world's magic system is also based in calculus

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homunculus-argument

What even is cave diving?

You find a cave that's underwater, don scuba gear, and then dive in the cave. If you get stuck, injured, lost, break your gear, run out of oxygen, encounter a gas bubble that makes you temporarily insane, the guideline to the cave opening breaks or comes loose, or anything unexpected that you didn't account for happens, you get to spend your final moments with an absolute certainty that you are going to die.

supergrinch

gas bubbles that make you temporarily insane don't exist, and properly trained cave divers are prepared for pretty much whatever

cave diving perfectly safe! cave diving safe and fun! cave so pretty! look at pretty cave! awaaaaaw! get in cave! wet!

homunculus-argument

Cave Mouth perfec t size for put monkey in to p\lay! inside very Soft and Comfort monkey play fun put monkey in Cave Mouth. Put monkey in Cave Mouth. no problems ever in ccave mouth because good Shape and Wet adventure for big monkey brain of need fun and adventure. Cave Mouth yes a place for a monkey put monkey in cave mouth can trust cave for giveing good fun for monkey. friend cave