olive

what if u asked for pita bread at a restaurant and the waiter said is lois bread okay

When you make love potions, you have to add the thing where they turn whatever they’re added to bright magenta and give off pink vapour in the shape of little hearts. Love potions don’t do that on their own when you make them. It’s like how they have to add smells to natural gas in case there’s a leak. The high magic council is really strict about this

To be clear the high magic council isn’t really concerned about public safety they just think it’s cooler when love potions do this shit

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

An olive oil tanker crashed in the gulf and instead of doing dawn dishsoap rescues all the good samaritans came down to promptly capture and pan fry all the baby seabirds

Going no contact with yourself

Truly pushing the limits of the special skyrim edition with this stupid sexy goblin i’ve been handcrafting from scratch with an untoddly amount of mods