free ice cream

Pokemon Frosted Glass and Stained Wood

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

what

when you're there you're family

happens

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

🎷🐛

Always funny when memes get reused so much that they end up just going back to the original message

in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.

adventure time one-off character