It's pronounced Fronkensteen

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

In case you were wondering about the difference between actor and character.

I know his pain

oh i’m really relieved to hear this.

Bic makes lighters and school supplies

Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos

I make you sad and sexually frustrated

I write sins not tragedies

I’m a preacher sweating in the pews

I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

If he doesn’t get cast as Spidey in the things that are rumored for the future Spiderman/ Avengers business, I will NOT be happy.

Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go “Yeah hahah I’m tall.” Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to “Bitch I will cut you.”

Screaming