i'm your traveler, travelin'

sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style

december 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.

and what’s after the 4th? the 5th??? the minor fall, the major lift????? the baffled king composing hallelujah???????

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

imagine being a fbi agent trying to do ur job at a crime scene when ur boss jack crawford yells OKAY EVERYBODY CLEAR OUT I NEED MY MOST SPECIAL BOY IN HERE and some queasy lookin dude wobbles in, closes his eyes for 10 sweaty minutes, and opens them like "we're looking for a guy with two pomeranians and a recent injury to his left earlobe" and it turns out he's right

i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel