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Fuckin breed my daddy ass boy

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DALTON WASN’T THE GREATEST SOCCER PLAYER, BUT HE MANAGED TO CONVINCE COACH TO PUT HIM ON THE TEAM BY SHOWING HIM A COMPELLING REASON TO DO SO. FROM THEN ON, COACH BROUGHT HIM IN FOR REPEAT SESSIONS TWO OR THREE TIMES A WEEK.

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THE TEAM CO-CAPTAINS STOP BY COACH'S PLACE TO "SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS ON GAME STRATEGY"... SEVERAL TIMES A WEEK.

SUDDENLY COLBY KNEW WHAT IT HAD MEANT WHEN THE GUYS WARNED ABOUT TRYOUTS AND TOLD HIM THAT HE’D HAVE TO PROVE HIMSELF TOTALLY COMMITTED TO COACH AND HIS ASSISTANT.

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“THAT’S IT SON… BEAR DOWN HARD, LIKE YOU’RE ON THE TOILET TRYING TO PUSH OUT A TURD AFTER A 5 DAY WAIT. SEE? DADDY IS SLIDING RIGHT INSIDE YOUR BOY-HOLE!”