fuckin oath cunt

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918

Official Wednesday post

It's Tuesday

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

I have decided to maul 10 lucky followers

People who think sex and romance are the best things in life clearly never set foot in a climbing gym

you forgot to identify the pink one

you forgot to identify the pink one

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

2011-2014 Ford F-150

ok i have a plan (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (get distracted) (gets d

theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

They're called garlic and onions

Apologies, I didn't realize you had a fat ass. I have since rethought all my views and opinions