Vexi

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

So cute, I love it!

one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

Stop sign day

STOP SIGN DAY

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

This is what we do to the guys. Back at the lab.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Reed Richards blocked the door so no one could escape and tell people how bad Johnny's rapping is.

Hi girls, let’s do something! Reblog to this post with a picture of yourself, or a transition timeline if you feel comfortable about it, and things that make you happy and comfortable about yourself! To spread a bit of positivity, and show the girls that are scared that there’s joy on the other side.

I have no idea how Venus Flytraps are pollinated but I am now imagining this is designed to try to keep pollinators well away from the jaws of death.

That is in fact exactly why they're like this! (Several species of carnivorous plants do the same thing)

The plant version of it's not stupid if it works.

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

Rat detected. Make him jiggle.

Holy shit I assume everyone is doing an up and down jiggle and maybe a side to side jiggle but if you jiggle your phone forward and backwards he jiggles in and out, too