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Thank you, lady 🤗

The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home...

Always grateful when this makes the rounds

"oh yeah i love spn. such a good show. helps me relax in the evenings" i say as i clock in to watch an episode that's gonna make me clench my fists and bite on my lip in absolute burning anger over those bitches, once again

I think they tried to retcon it and everyone collectively agreed "Nope, it's jizz."

Most of the Little House on the Prairie books aged poorly, but the story that always stuck with me was the one where an unnamed presence absorbs Pa's form and memories, taking his place among the family while the real Pa begs to be let back into the cabin, but the family can no longer perceive him

sometimes i think about a version where dean knew not only about the deal but also what will trigger it so he and cas start hooking up and NOT talking about their feelings. it is not emotionally or physically fulfilling or satiating sex AT ALL but it’s more than they’ve ever had before. this is the most selfish thing dean’s ever done, being with cas (sort of) while manipulating him and breaking both their hearts the entire time. because it means cas will stay. ouroboros of misery.

they’ll hook up and dean will immediately leave afterwards. dean only kisses cas when cas has NOTHING else going for him. maybe when jack is gone or something. one time they forget everything about the loaded gun that’s always pointed at them and start to have fun and get close to experiencing actual joy when cas panics so dean starts to rip into him. dean would initiate this whole thing by being like this is just for fun it means nothing to me lol. you’re just convenient (meanwhile internally he’s thinking i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself but i need this so badly.) and cas just goes along with it, still terrified so he’s completely closed off during all their interactions pleading…if i can lock my heart from him and not be present in our time together maybe i’ll get to be with him again. 

okay now i can kind of understand why people were freaking out about that train motion picture in like the late 1800s

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

watching movies sucks so bad its like i could be collecting data right now

film studio ceos

No, babe, I can't "vent". There's no vent in my suit of armor. That's the whole point. I can't give my enemies a weak point to exploit, babe. No, babe, it's not concerning and it's not an inability to express my emotions. Babe-

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones