homo milk

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

they should invent a job description that doesn't make you want to smash a brick into your skull

Love that they more they drink the less they look at the camera

nice blog! have they diagnosed you?

august please be gentle and kind to me

so im a lesbian but dan and phil make me feel quite gay at times. u may say wouldnt that make u straight. no .when i like them i am possessed by the soul of a gay man next question

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1169

I feel like if dnp ever got married they wouldn't tell the public since it's an aspect of their personal lives and then like five years later Phil would accidentally reveal it while telling a story about how he almost got bit on the dick by a crab

dan howell, undeniably drunk: are you trying to get me drunk????