yes it is true. i, unfortunately am diagnosed with lovey dovey bitch syndrome 

star trek deep throat nine

Not what it’s called

Everybody shut up I’m sinking into a daydream universe where I’m loved and nothing is wrong

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”“

astrology isn’t real unless it’s funny or it proves me right

I’m sorry I made the site crash with my big tits hitting the keyboard

the fact that we’re apes is SO funny… i can calculate how many parsecs away a nebula is based upon its apparent magnitude for a fun little brain exercise. i also feel depression and existential ennui if my curtains are shut for too long because my brain has a 45000 year old creature in it who feels that darkness holds too many unknown threats 

this has gotten 500x more true this year

*gets compressed into a cozy little zip file and quite enjoys it actually*

pokemon

HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA WANT TO EXPLORE ANCIENT RUINS WITH YOU

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

next week being christmas feels fake but okay