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Oh thank Nitrous! I was starting to worry this plot was getting a little convoluted, but they've found their way back. The important thing is that they launched a car off a dock at 140mph and landed it on a boat. That's all it ever needed to be about. 🙏

The Fast & The Furious Foley Artist voice: "It's 60% of the budget allotted for tire squeal sounds or I walk."

Big shout out to the guy in Brian's passenger seat who just frantically checked to make sure his seatbelt was 2fastened 2protecthimintheeventofacollision

Obsessed with the conceit that placing a rat friend on someone's tummy is High-Powered-Mob-Boss-Style Torture Technique and not a fun afternoon of enrichment for both rat and human person.

This film is so afraid that plot development might be 2boring 2competewithstreetracing that they've set key conversations in a nightclub so they can casually spin go-go dancers in their transparent bubbles while exchanging personal backstory.

Suki's Honda Civic is a sight to behold. Explosions aside, they just don't make action movies properly colorful like they used to.

It is time. Face Hurt Movie Club continues the vroom vroom marathon with 2Fast 2Furious right now!