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Extended high-speed CGI engine interior sequence over the end credits! This 4th installment is finally recognizing and solidifying the real staples that define a Fast & Furious film.

Not the ambush while the villain prays! Vin Diesel really watched Hamlet chicken out and said, "I would simply bring a shotgun into that church without hesitation. RIP to the prince of Denmark and his dad, but I'm different."

The audacity of O'Conner still acting like he gives a shit about the car fam after he betrayed them and went right back to being a fucking cop, specifically to stalk and narc on them! The Hell with the Dom reconciliation, Mia should be allowed to kill him.

I choose to believe this vision of the crash is meant to convey that Dom is psychic. He literally experienced all that just then.

The savvy viewer will notice the cross Dom leaves Letty is equal lengths on all sides. This is because he prays to a genderless god of titanium and nitrous on a talisman which is not a crucifix of wood, but a holy tire iron.

Aww what?? I thought this whole film was gonna be the Han & Dom friendship backstory! What are you doing sending him to Tokyo in the first 10 minutes? Too fast. I am furious.

It's fast. It's furious. It's to the point this time. No definite articles necessary.