I'm with you till the end of the line

for anyone in the reblogs worried about her job status after this: the news report specifies her as the owner and sole employee of this cafe and she wont fire herself. this man was removed from the property and it was made clear to him that if he pursued legally, he would be held accountable for assault and she would be considered innocent because she was responding to the initial assault. this guy took the L, the entire L that day. so dont be afraid to fight back against abusive customers, they deserve far worse than broken windshields

this is so sad. all this puppy has to sleep on is a baby banana with a half slice cheddar blanket

I hope you grew nice and laarge

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

Big!!! Steppy!!!

He's overseeing an officer in training too. How hardworking. Security cat is an inspiration to us all.

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the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

I forgot my AirPod died and this blasted at full volume 😭💔

LMAO