FirstActProblems🧿

lean, green dancing machine 🍀

“You summoned me, Your Infernal Majesty?”

“Belphagor, do we have any Barbie dolls in our stores?”

“We certainly do.  Would you like one whose eyes glow red or one that chants Your praises in the middle of the night?”

*deep and booming Satan sigh*  “Ugh, are all our Barbies possessed?”

“I am pleased to say so, Your Infernal Majesty.”

“The instrument I judged to be most annoying yet still within his likely ability to play, my lord!”

“So young Isaiah will receive this miserable piece of plastic, apparently the finest gift you think I can offer him from my vast holdings, on Christmas morning only to have it confiscated by his parents by New Year’s.  Leaving him with no present at all.”  *Satan grows even taller, his voice drops dangerously*  “Do you wish to make a fool of me, Belphagor?”

“N-no, Your Infernal Majesty!  Please, mercy!”

Everyone felt the magic on set and we all knew we were creating something special. I am very proud to have been part of a film that has been continually shown and loved all over the world for nearly sixty years. Mirace on 34th Street has endured all this time because of the special relationship of the cast and crew, the uplifting story and its message of hope and love, which steals hearts all over the world every year. I don’t think I will ever tire of children asking me, “Are you the lady who knows Santa Claus?” I always answer “Yes, I am. What would you like me to tell him?” —‘Tis Herself, Maureen O'Hara