Intuition

if my Shane Hollander jersey arrives today, I'll get to wear it to Stars on Ice, which will be the most beautiful, gayest thing I've done this year

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

It’s summer now so i feel like i have to remind everyone that there is no need to “lock in” or lose weight

We do, however, still need to drink water

I love being filipino

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

happy june 12 to you

Mutuals to Human Centipede with 💖✨️💕

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

if my trans guy friend ever pisses me off im telling him charlie day died

community theatre is quite possibly the funniest hobby, because you will meet all these people who are insanely talented and could probably have gone pro if luck and/or nepotism had allowed, and not only that but you will meet people with Star Quality, the inexplicable magnetism that makes you go "wow i would listen to them read their grocery list." and then you'll be hanging out with them backstage and they'll be like "yeah i'm a receptionist at a dentist's office"

to clarify, it's not everyone. it's not even most people. it is unfortunately not me. but every now and then you are going to meet someone with qualities you chiefly associate with celebrities and then you are going to have to try to imagine meryl streep as a manager at dunkin donuts