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if my Shane Hollander jersey arrives today, I'll get to wear it to Stars on Ice, which will be the most beautiful, gayest thing I've done this year

nonsequiturpizza

sometimes dreams come true

#gpoy #personal #Piper and Paul!#one girl was wearing the Olympic fleece and said she loved the jersey #and one guy at the restaurant after said he loved the metros lol

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iamhavingsomuchfun

#dessert #say it right

peelingmandarins

#walks

czech-hunter-reject

That comment made this Dane audibly chuckle*, so I am sharing both the adorable video and the aforementioned comment with tumblr lol

*though I am ashamed to admit that I read the first word in English at first and actually rolled my eyes in deep annoyance with this man of a person.... and then I read the rest 🙈

hapalopus

It was prophesied in the ancient tourist posters

#ducks #Copenhagen #Denmark

gojinka

my packer small as fuck cause I know I wouldn’t have all that

#dick #packer

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lordsausage

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

esereblog

These words still exist in Swedish. övermorgon - overmorrow - day after tomorrow

förrgår - ereyesterday - day before yesterday

murderous-spaten

german too!

übermorgen - overmorrow

vorgestern - ereyesterday

you can even stack them. überübermorgen is 2 days after tomorrow, same with vorvorgestern being 2 days before yesterday!

#language

lunebrew

#backrooms #single ladies #beyoncé

blackmenspits

#people #glasses

parkchanwoohoo

Movie group is doing The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017) tonight and I have made the same "Chilling of a Sacred Beer" joke about 7 times now. I'm sure I'm close to eliciting laughter, I just need to repeat it a few more times

#film #the killing of a sacred deer

thenameren

Am I giving early 2000s?

#mutuals

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hussyknee

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7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

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Rebagel for science pls.

#polls #tumblr #2012

preyanimal

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

preyanimal

fuuuuuck

preyanimal

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

#final fantasy

trentreznorspussy

#tumblr #social media #notes

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#notes #34k notes #with the most from the incest cousin ask #thanks to ONE mutual

fortuneaday

#work #every paycheque

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wagniimen

recusation

So what is the practical purpose of this

#exercise #bald one knows

wiiwheel

actually it is #SOFTCOCKSUMMER I want those dicks flaccid and swinging around without a care

#dick #summer

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