Waste Your Youth, Count Your Years, Lose Yourself

not to be too horny or grotesque, but i want someone to love me

clocking in to my shift at the yearning factory

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

hey, listen. I don't care about any of that, okay? I'm going to destroy you.

do u mind if I practice my cruelty here. ok thanks

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

Bro, we’re friends, lemme see your dick

they got married btw

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

Birds are basically the dinosaurs that managed to “nooo you wouldn’t hurt a cute little baby guy on his birthday” their way out of a mass extinction