i get the worst most nauseating stomachache of my life and the knicks LOSE

watching clips back and genuinely losing my mind the ref was smoking serious crack HOW WAS ANY OF THIS ALLOWEF

must i need a reason to hate an athlete like is it not enough to just let my intuition tell me “you hate this man.” and be done with it

the thing about men's sports is that eventually they will start putting on displays of homosexuality so depraved you couldn't even find it in porn. and it's essential to their game

i just really like the idea of an older person knowing that you’re very obviously on a bad date and intervening

need to be whisked away into a dark hallway or hidden alcove during a party, still close enough to hear the conversation and clinking of glasses in the next room. the very real possibility of being seen at the back of your mind, but you're so distracted by their lips and hands that it doesn't even matter to you. they've backed you up against a shared wall, the one thing separating this heated moment from prying eyes, and you're trying to be as quiet as possible despite their knee between your legs and their tongue in your mouth. staying wrapped around each other for as long as you can before you inevitably need to get back, doing your best to put yourself back together before returning, their hand fixing a stray piece of your hair. even after you're back in the crowd, they don't stray far, watching you with a hungry gaze that reminds you of your secret encounter and makes you crave them even more.

there is a clip of vash shoving nico and he trips on his feet like three separate times before falling on his ass and it kills me like LIKE it wasn’t even a shove for real HE NUDGED HIM HONESTLY but nico fell over like he was looking for an insurance payout 😭

i need to be tossed over a shoulder . air jail

genuinely i don’t think it’s possible to easily explain the explicit part of online friendships to people who don’t Understand. i don’t mean like, explicit in the sense of “oh you’re sexting” or whatever. no. i mean when you and your friend start gleefully making up explicit sexual scenarios for your shared blorbos and you get giddier and giddier as you add more detail and you’ll be grinning at your screen as you type away at mach speeds. and it’s entirely nonsexual in an interpersonal sense, you’re not really getting Into it, but ohhhhh it’s soooooo fun and satisfying. and you can NEVER tell someone who doesn’t also do this that your mood is actively improved like fivefold because you and your friend played Sexual Tuoys together because they’ll go “what the FUCK.”

Gonna pull you around by your belt loop like a leash

i like mine obsessed and touchy