The Introverted Musician

Hey Latin Americans do y'all know about French tacos?

To the credit of the French people, damn near every latino I've shown these things to has responded along the lines of "That's not a taco...but it's not a bad idea..."

That's literally a crunchwrap supreme

I'm really tired and out of it

Turned out i was dehydrated

College will acquaint you so thoroughly to the reality that your body has needs that, if unmet, will make you feel like Death For A Thousand Years In The Abyss, a fate so disproportionate to the simplicity of drinking An Water or eating A Food or perhaps indulging in A Sleep or Washing Off The Gunk, that you are constantly humbled by the pure silliness of being made of mortal flesh

this is a life saving advice

Someone approached me irl yesterday and mentioned this video and I got so flustered because I can’t believe people remember me most by my 3 am fever dream wow

I think this video is cursed because every so often I’ll think about it out of the blue and the next time I’m on tumblr I see it.

This video is definitely cursed. Cause I’m OP and I died making it

ribbed for HIS pleasure

my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???

STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

can someone tag molly

molly you have to see this one

every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

THIS MAKES ME FUCKIN LOSE IT EVERY FUCKING TIME