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just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

Carly rae needs to do a folk album beyonce needs to do emo rap divorce album adele has always wanted to do reggae just let it happen one time gaga needs to stop doing real estate commercials and divorce her pharma husband slayyyter needs to stay exactly as popular as she is or she’s gonna become charli xcx charli xcx needs to not do a rock album like she says shes going to next and i need to do anything at all

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

baby girl I can complicate situations you’ve never even thought of

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

I made a wheel for this for better randomising.

let me get what I want please please please