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Every time I get a weird feeling about a person I be right

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"

every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

how the fuck is this #solarpunk

the pudding contains a biological element

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

Show daddy that nice picture again

yea back in the day they believed that looking at something yellow would cure jaundice but we have ppl TODAY that think their dog 'understands' human language

dog owners explaining why their dog doesnt need to be on a leash at a crowded public park as their dog is sprinting full speed into traffic because it saw a rabbit across the street: he KNOWS that he has to stay next to me because i told him to... we have a special connection... we GET each other so he understands when i tell him that hes not allowed to get more than 5 feet from me.... i KNOW that hes well behaved enough to not need a leash actually. would you keep your grown adult human friends on a leash???? i dont think so

People don’t even say w00t anymore.