over the mountains and through the woods

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

i got a freling

Oooooooh ooooooh

if i saw a noob i would help it learn and grow

Unfollow everyone else i want to be alone with u

Unforgivable Flying Object

we need to bring back gamefaqs. i don't wanna join your stupid discord. i don't wanna use your ugly shitty fandom wiki. i don't wanna have to dig through poorly-organzied reddit threads. we want bespoke ascii header art! we want plaintext documents and guides with minimal clutter that are properly indexed and easy to navigate!

do y'all realize what post-partum depression looks like?

We are the daughters of the hams you couldn't burgle

Speak your shit sister

Hey do you guys remember when Google worked. Do you. Do you remember when it worked better than the Tumblr search function.

Once more, Tumblr ends winning by just being there and doing nothing

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

Where's that post about how anticapitalist satire will always get one-upped by like, someone describing their job.