Ow My Pride

The anime I've been watching, The Dark History of the Reincarnated Villainess, has the most brilliantly sadistic premise ever: a girl is isekaid into the terrible self-indulgent story she wrote as a tween, and not even as the main character. If that happened to me- or, god forbid, if I was transported into the panfandom roleplaying board where I did bullshit plots as a teen- I think I would just shrivel up and disappear before any of the characters realized what I did to them.

"oh i'm just practicing"

Huh im still a beginner but this guys life line does uh it does not look good

SHUT

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i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

taako and kravitz will always be The Couple Ever to me. they're just so delightful. an undead emissary of the goddess of death and his elf chef. a wizard from outer space and a dude that fakes a cockney accent for work. they have cats and a pomeranian. they're both dramatic in very different but complimentary ways.

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

this is going to be a controversial one but I think the optimal number of cats for facilitating making the bed is not, in fact, "every cat in the house" but perhaps even ... zero

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