✌️noelshiri

goodbye straight people

Killed this ant that came in the kitchen and the next day it came right back but it was holding a needle. Killed it again and it came back the next day wearing a cape and then I noticed I had a giant HP bar labeled KITCHEN BEHEMOTH and I was like man cmon dont call me that

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

up all night posters delight... wake in the morn wish you werent born

i just learned my destiny

does anyone want to trade with me

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

[trying to flirt with ms frizzle] hey val. can i call you val? i've always liked how most of the working professionals you know appear to be homosexuals. how about you take a chance on me, and we can make some mistakes and messes at my place? [sniles] [she turns me down with a pun] [i walk dejected out into the parking lot] [The Bus runs me over]

trying to undress ms frizzle but when you pull off her dress there's a second, "lingerie-patterned" dress underneath